07/25/14 4:48pm
brooklyn bridge flag

The week we just gave up

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-The Brooklyn Bridge gave up, and maybe we should have too

-BAM invited you to a 24-hour movie marathon

-Marvel was offering all of the comics for just $1

-Bar games were ranked by how likely you were to get some action after playing them

-We got a look into the life of a pizza delivery man

-MetroTech became a summer learning center

-The McKibbin Loft basements weren’t fit for human life

-We had plenty of cheap apartments for you that were

-Bodega food posters were chronicled

-Gowanus was overwhelmed by doody water

-The Williamsburg J. Crew proved impossible to parody

-Williamsburg in general was, though

-We loved South and Brooklyn Ice House, they’ve got great backyards

07/18/14 4:02pm
piquant brunch

Piquant is on our agenda this weekend, we don’t know about you. via Facebook

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- The best in unlimited drink brunch specials was found

-We were the voice of reason in the “Brooklyn Girls” freakout

-The Brooklyn Museum got a farm stand with really, really local produce

-The Park Slope Food Co-op got political

-You got some ideas on how to spend your summer Fridays

-Lousy damn millennials refused to rack up credit card debt

-Bushwick got an alcohol festival

-We had all these jobs for you

-Hipsters saved a bar

-A map tracked Brooklyn’s demolitions

-Lena Dunham dissed all the next Patti Smiths out there

-We declared it was alright to be a ba’sik bitch, and suggested playing pinball at Jackbar

07/11/14 4:11pm
brooklynettes audition

Go out and dance like a reporter is watching this weekend. Photo by Gabrielle Westfield

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-We tried out for the Brooklynettes

-Rollerskating came to Brooklyn Bridge Park with a free skate grand opening

-We learned how to deal with your retail job going bankrupt

-An enterprising Crown Heights resident built their own gloryhole

-There was a hell of a resale market for Keith Hernandez bobbleheads

-We found some trivia nights where you win more than beers

-All the songs shouting out New York were mapped

-Crown Heights’ rent went WAY up

-The New Yorker tore down their paywall

- NYU offered a kitten-themed coding class

- Google offered free coding classes too, to women and minorities

-We loved Bar Great Harry and Richlane, so check ‘em out.

06/13/14 4:04pm
You uh, you have a good weekend now.

You uh, you have a good weekend now.

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- Ever seen a Prospect Heights house fire…ON WEED?

- You got money saving cold brew coffee instructions

- Mike D said we’ve all been wrong about brass monkeys

- People were jerks about the free beer on the Beach Bus

- The Kentile Floors sign was saved, sort of

- Tattoo parlors invited you to get lucky on Friday the 13th

- The Times welcomed you to Quooklyn

- We had apartments for you in real neighborhoods

- There were 5 things you should know about money by the time you’re 30

OINTB food truck > TGI Friday’s food truck

- We made a plan to keep the DNC away

- If you had a goal to watch the World Cup, we told you where to score a place to watch

- No Northside badge this weekend? No problem!

05/30/14 4:43pm
bar brooklyn sweden

Bar Brooklyn isn’t quite Brooklyn, but it does have reclaimed fair trade coffee bag upholstery. Photo by Madelyn Owens

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-Our traveling Brokester went to Bar Brooklyn in Stockholm. It was OK

-Turned out there was a lot of money in the death business

-Scott Rogowsky turned a roommate search into a talk show

-Two lovely young ladies said they’d date the winner of the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

-Your art degree was possibly the ticket to cheap housing

-Fortunately, there was other housing out there for the art degree-less

-We introduced small new micro-definitions to Brooklyn

-AirBnB said some shit about Crown Heights and Bed-Stuy

-Rockaway beaches got wifi

-Williamsburg got a horrible, offensive mansion

05/16/14 4:53pm
coffee shop map

Now this is a coffee shop map

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-We helped you find where all of Brooklyn’s good coffee was hiding

-Fox left us Duffless

-Beer could come to us by cargo bike though

-ReBar abruptly screwed some weddings, the internet helped them out

-All your Brooklyn boyfriends were illustrated

-Steve Buscemi and Chris Rock hung out at the Palace Cafe

-Beer CSA? Beer CSA

-We shared ways to help you upgrade your apartment and keep your deposit

-We refused to believe in the city’s Godzilla preparedness

-Summer on the Beach Bus looked mighty fun

05/09/14 5:07pm
brooklyn bridge park

This. Is. Happening. Photo by Julienne Schar, via BBP Facebook

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-The Brooklyn Bridge Park movie schedule showed up

-So did the Habana Outpost one

-Everyone in America named their daughters “Brooklyn”

-There were jobs galore

-An F train dreamed of being a G train…and succeeded

-A financial planner told us how to get our budget looking right

-Fort Tilden opened for business. Summah business

-The Brooklyn Symphny Orchestra tuned up to play a live movie soundtrack

-We were invited to get a look inside the Domino Sugar Factory

-And smack a giant piñata full of money

-People were really excited about sober, early morning raves for some reason

-Turned out all the landlords really were plotting against you

05/02/14 5:00pm
celebrate brooklyn

The week we celebrated. via Facebook

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-We were given many reasons to celebrate

-Zine fest folks told us all about their crazy zine world

-It turned out our air was poison

-It’s fine though, if we’re breathing it while drinking at the now open Gowanus Yacht Club

-Or eating out at African Restaurant Week

-The search for apartments continued

-We learned that Harry Osborn probably lives at The Edge

-Our rent crisis got infographic-ed

-A royal wedding meant transit delays

-Tech jobs had all the money

-Brooklyn met its newest set of identical 18-year-old triplets

04/18/14 5:00pm
brooklyn bridge

The bridge for you if you live in Brooklyn. via Flickr user Will Hedington

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-We determined how to tell if you live in Brooklyn

-The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant said they were coming back

-So did the Fourth of July fireworks!

-Speaking of explosions in the sky, we were also promised vagina fireworks in Prospect Park

-Fikriyyah’s roommates brought home some damn pigeons

-Socially conscious street art was given the documentary treatment

-Theatre came to bars in Brooklyn

-The cost of having a woman bathe in a bathtub of ramen went up. It went up a lot

-We hooked you up with some cheap ways to get fresh for spring

-Free vibrators? Free vibrators

-Cyclones imagned what if Seinfeld honored at MCU Park today

04/11/14 4:30pm
subway car rat

The week the subway car rat made cowards of us all

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-The subway car rat reminded us there is always something to fear

-Also teaching us fear? Brooklyn’s ever-rising rents

-At least the TromaDance film festival can still afford to come to Bushwick

-NBC gave up, asked for literally anybody to pitch them

-Isaac taught you how to make a shelf

-M.I.A. announced a show just over the invisible border to Queens

-Team Brokelyn checked in on their tax paying situation

-CBGB needed a weed consultant

-The Brooklyn Bridge Park dance parties schedule was announced

-So was SummerScreen

-Some idiot had yet another theory about Millennials