05/22/15 3:30pm
Sprint into the weekend. Cartoon by David Ostow

Sprint into the weekend. Cartoon by David Ostow

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• All of the fixtures of life in Brooklyn, made into a bunch of handy cartoons

• You, too, can live on $2.50 lunches and save an absurd amount of money

• This search for the best rosé under $10 will let you live a fancy Hamptons life at a fraction of the price

• The MTA does something actually cool, and makes a 16-bit video explaining subway delays

• It’s Governors Island time and we’ve got the only guide you need to enjoy it

• You can drink in the Navy Yard in the Kings County Distillery’s new backyard

• Get mad when you have to, with Freya Wilcox and the Howl

• Work with T Swift at Universal Music, or get one of these other jobs

• We were there for the thrilling competition of the first-ever NYC Kolache Eating Contest

• Want to work at TED? Here’s what it’s like, according to a producer there

• Make sure you get in and say goodbye to the Trash Bar by June 27

• We love the Great Georgiana and we love Caracas Rockaway

05/15/15 4:36pm
Shorts on dudes, now and forever. Photo by Mary Dorn

Shorts on dudes, now and forever. Photo by Mary Dorn

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-Dudes, stand up, in shorts, for your right to wear shorts

-What to know to be ready for the Navy Yard’s Wegmans

-A no talking, no Instagram ramen place is coming to East Williamsburg

-A very forthcoming landlord explains his racist practices

-There are no whammies in this week’s collection of affordable apartments

-Brooklyn Night Bazaar has to say goodbye to Greenpoint, but is saying hello to Rockaway

-We’re preparing for Russian Restaurant Week by whistling the Tetris theme to ourselves

-Brooklyn’s Mindtroll has 25 songs you can listen to as you get buff for the summer

-Brooklyn’s rents hit a new record. Uh, yay?

-The NYC Beach Bus is back and taking you places Robert Moses wouldn’t

-Bushwick is getting a giant rock climbing gym next year

-We love Whit’s End, we love Branch Ofc. and we love Rippers

05/08/15 4:34pm
It's the weekend. Release the balloons!  Photo via Oriana Leckert

It’s the weekend. Release the balloons! Photo via Oriana Leckert

-Here’s a look, courtesy of Brooklyn Spaces, at some of the coolest spots in BK that are still around

-It’s your chance to work with some angels, or get a few other jobs

-Finally, zodiacs for Brooklynites

-Continuing our roll of outdoor summer movie news, the SummerScreen lineup is here

-Your perfect day in Red Hook involves flagels and sunsets

-Old Best Friend is a little awkward, but we’re okay with that

-Buy this Bushwick artist’s Facebook password and then do whatever you like with his online identity

-There’s never an uncool style at north Brooklyn’s best vintage stores

-Whole Foods is starting a cheaper alternative to appeal to people like you (Millennials)

-A $500 studio? Yes they exist and no you don’t have to sell your organs to get one

-We love One Last Shag, we love the Playland Motel and we love Dick and Jane’s Bar

05/01/15 5:14pm
Tis the season. via Flickr user bor4s

Tis the season. via Flickr user bor4s

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-We have some advice on how to perfect your day drinking

-Speaking of experts, a novice and an expert let you know how to kill it on an open mic

-And Team Spirit has advice on how to stay cool in the summer

-We have to say goodbye to Film Biz Recycling

-At least we can say hello to the Celebrate Brooklyn schedule

-And the Brooklyn Bridge Park movie schedule

-And the Habana Outpost movie schedule

-Oh and these free shows (with free beer) at the House of Vans

-Brooklyn’s worst pothole has been identified, thanks to you

-It’s slim pickings for affordable apartments, so get one of these while you can

-We love Berg’n, we love the Rockaway Beach Surf Club and we love The Castello Plan

04/24/15 4:36pm
Swim away from the week. Photo by David Colon

Swim away from the week. Photo by David Colon

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-Where were you when Man swam in the Gowanus?

-Never be bored, never miss with a laugh, with our ultimate guide to Brooklyn’s cheap and free comedy

-You can be NYC’s Instagram Ambassador if you snap a good picture of spring (if spring ever comes)

-We now live in the age of the Game of Thrones speakeasy

-Stoner survey says: Vaping can probably keep all your money from going up in smoke

-Oh there are so many jobs for you, from the The Frick to the New York Post

-Field Mouse would like to get better texts when they’re on tour

-These are the best ways to behave if you’re spending all day in a coffee shop

-HBO wanted punks to show up to a casting call, and they got them

-Those nuts from the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant said they’re coming back in June

-This Bay Ridge couple’s loud boning has led to the most sex-related 311 calls in the entire city

-We love Midwood Flats, we love Hamilton’s and we love St. Gambrinus

04/17/15 4:48pm
Before you do this, be prepared

Before you do this, be prepared

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-Everything you need to know about going on a cheap-ass tour with your band

-$1,000/month two-bedrooms in Clinton Hill? It’s no dream

-Of course, if you don’t get one of those, we have other cheap apartments for you

-Here’s some important things you should know about your student loan debt, but might not

-Talking with two Brooklynites who just said “Fuck it” and stopped filing taxes

-Brooklyn Brewery’s building is on the market for $50 million and that’s just great

-The MTA’s new service interruption announcements are…aggressive

-Brooklyn now has “No Catcall Zones

-Pinball laundromat Sunshine Laundromat could get even better by adding beer and wine

-Send us a picture of Brooklyn’s worst pothole and you could win a fancy new bike tire!

-Hang around with Heliotropes, just don’t call them a girl band

-Big news: Brokelyn is hiring

-Save our fire escapes!

-How you can get your awkward life lessons published, according to memoirist Una LaMarche

-We love Sycamore, we love Skylark and we love Lowlands

04/03/15 4:35pm
He fits right in

He fits right in

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-America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, is getting a big tribute at Nitehawk

-You can take a class in Greenpoint about Britney Spears as a feminist icon

-We took some time to remember John Loscalzo, king of the local bloggers

-No joke, we found you plenty of cheap apartments

-A herald of summer: The Brooklyn Bridge Park dance party schedule is out

-Go get your NYC ID, it’s worth it

-No TV? You still don’t need to miss the last season of Mad Men

-Punch life in the nose with the Desert Sharks

-Want to be a camera assistant on SNL? Here’s how you can make it happen

-We feared Brooklyn’s 10 plagues

-Are these Brooklyn gangs from the 70s or Brooklyn bands from today

-Bushwick. Artisanal spam. Of course.

-We loved Brouwerji Lane, we loved the Pickle Shack and we loved The Emerson

03/20/15 5:05pm
Happy spring! Here's more snow. via Flickr user Several seconds

Happy spring! Here’s more snow. via Flickr user Several seconds

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-We will miss filthy, beloved Trash Bar

-We made you the ultimate brokester playlist

-Use your MetroCard by March 29 or the MTA wins

-You can now rent production equipment real cheap

-We rode the music bus with Field Trip

-Kimmy Schmidt writer tells all

-In fact, Kimmy is the anti-Taylor Swift we’ve been waiting for

-Rent was a lot nicer in 1940s–or so you’d think

-Good luck ever owning a house in Brooklyn

-We loved Greene Grape Annex and Halyards and George and Jacks

03/13/15 4:59pm
Did you vote? What are you waiting for?

Did you vote? What are you waiting for?

-The King and Queen of Brooklyn runoff was here! Did you vote for a free party or free baseball?

-It finally happened: You were slated to be replaced by luxury condos

-We had all these new jobs for you to spring into

-And once you get one, you can stop siphoning your parents’ retirement like this awful Brooklynite

-”DNC in Brooklyn” talk rose from the grave

-Clinton Hill is getting a Biggie mural on a Key Food

-Abbi and Ilana explored new girl crushes on Broad City

-Want a whole Maine inn? Write an essay and it can happen

-Listen to Torres and feel and the feels

-It was your last chance for $13 Friday the 13th tattoos until November

-We loved Happyfun Hideaway, we loved Buschenschank and we loved Abilene

02/27/15 4:45pm
We imagine the sommelier will caution against hot sauce chugging

We imagine the sommelier will caution against hot sauce chugging

-Brooklyn already has a mayo store, so sure, a Greenpoint hot sauce store with a hot sauce sommelier

-Brooklyn, still affordable (if you’re a star of House)

-Abbi and Ilana took a booze cruise and hung out with bros

-The Gotham roller derby girls made their case for royalty

-It’s not too cold to start thinking about working at Coney Island

-Or at Brooklyn Bridge Park (but fine, there are some indoor jobs too)

-Oh, it’s also not too cold to talk about Rockaway getting new surfing beaches

-Tipped restaurant workers are getting a big ol’ raise all the way to $7.50 an hour

-They might have better luck with the tooth fairy though, who allegedly gives out $13/tooth in NYC

-Female and/or a minority? HBO wants to take you to sunny California for an intensive writing workshop

-We got news of the Williamsburg and Greenpoint Citi Bike expansion

-We love Beer Street, the Boobie Trap and the Irish Haven