04/18/14 5:00pm
brooklyn bridge

The bridge for you if you live in Brooklyn. via Flickr user Will Hedington

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-We determined how to tell if you live in Brooklyn

-The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant said they were coming back

-So did the Fourth of July fireworks!

-Speaking of explosions in the sky, we were also promised vagina fireworks in Prospect Park

-Fikriyyah’s roommates brought home some damn pigeons

-Socially conscious street art was given the documentary treatment

-Theatre came to bars in Brooklyn

-The cost of having a woman bathe in a bathtub of ramen went up. It went up a lot

-We hooked you up with some cheap ways to get fresh for spring

-Free vibrators? Free vibrators

-Cyclones imagned what if Seinfeld honored at MCU Park today

04/11/14 4:30pm
subway car rat

The week the subway car rat made cowards of us all

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-The subway car rat reminded us there is always something to fear

-Also teaching us fear? Brooklyn’s ever-rising rents

-At least the TromaDance film festival can still afford to come to Bushwick

-NBC gave up, asked for literally anybody to pitch them

-Isaac taught you how to make a shelf

-M.I.A. announced a show just over the invisible border to Queens

-Team Brokelyn checked in on their tax paying situation

-CBGB needed a weed consultant

-The Brooklyn Bridge Park dance parties schedule was announced

-So was SummerScreen

-Some idiot had yet another theory about Millennials

04/04/14 5:00pm
red light bike ticket nyc

The week in the law

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-Isaac fought the law

-Pratt invited you all the come get a day of fancy book learnin’

-Three whole rooms of free piñatas hit the market

-The A, C and F trains pulled in with some bad news

-Urban Outfitters finally made Williamsburg cool

-We played a mean prank with the Brokelyn Rent Book

-News of summer festival Out in the Streets warmed us up a bit

-Greenpointers had a preview of some stuff they had to sell you

-Brooklyn Housing Court mirrored its petitioners’ lives

-We gave Greenwood Park some love

03/28/14 5:00pm
About to change into our weekend casual wear, y'all. Photo by Madelyn Owens

About to change into our weekend casual wear, y’all. Photo by Madelyn Owens

-We went to the Fab.com sale, found some superhero gear

-Staten Island sent in the clowns

-Health insurance instructions were given

-And you can afford it if you get a job as a professional line sitter

-The subject of anal bleaching is never not funny, so there you go

-Stay off the tracks meant stay off the damn tracks

-Northside violated the separation of CHVRCHES and park

-Horrifying thing promised to find your soulmate

-People just kept moving here

-The Nets were confirmed as un-American

-We gave you some ways to get fit after a winter of sitting around waiting for the cold to stop

03/21/14 5:00pm
gop hipster scott greenberg

The voice of A generation, if not the voice of his generation

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-We found a voice of our generation, so maybe our generation really is awful

-That could be why no one’s having sex

-Handsome models were sought

-Free ice cream coupons were given out to just anybody

-Free trees will be too

-American Apparel painted the picutre of a job for you

-Eugene Mirman painted some stuff for Whole Foods

-Briskettown’s free beer Tuesdays somehow didn’t cause a panic. Yet

-Bushwick natives talked about gentrification, los blancos

-Want to drink? Want to draw? We laid out where you could do both

03/14/14 5:01pm
peter pan donuts

The weekend is for eating donuts. Peter Pan donuts. (Photo: Patrick Phillips)

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-There was a bounty of cheap Greenpoint meals

-Free bodega cat!

-Someone said they’d pay you to hang with their dogs

-Amtrak said you could ride for free if you’d write

-The perfect combination of pies and books was assembled

-Royal Palms invited you deeper into the retirement life with a bingo night

-There was an artisan dumpster fire

-Brooklyn essentially became as expensive as Manhattan

-Although we still wouldn’t move to Buffalo

-Just in time for summer, someone proposed a Coney Island water park

02/28/14 4:45pm
spike lee

Spike Lee, in pre-gentrification Brooklyn

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-Spike Lee had a thing to say about motherfucking gentrification

-The Mets celebrated David Wright with a treat for fans

-The MTA promised the end of craning your neck into traffic to see where your bus is

-Bottomless brunch was illegal, but then it was quickly legal again

-Beard transplants become the hot new thing

-And we discovered beards throughout history that didn’t belong to hipsters

-Broadway was found to be a death trap

-The inner working of the Park Slope Food Co-op’s bag policy was live-tweeted

-We learned where all the Girl Scout cookie sales would be

-Cat explained how to best observe Beer Week

02/21/14 4:39pm
DUMBO

The week everyone in the world wanted to live in DUMBO. via Flickr user joseph a

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-Affordable housing hit the market like an asteroid in DUMBO

-Greenpoint led the city in raw-dogging

-We all realized we didn’t make enough per year to afford a mortgage

-Kenji regretted culinary school

-Sarah stood up for flip-phones

-Delicious pies checked themselves into the library

-A documentary team visited Peter Pan Bakery

-A biker bar came under fire for one lousy murder

-Gross rat map showed we live under the tiny claws of our rat overlords

-Someone threw out a lot of records

-SECRET SEX HOUSE

02/14/14 5:04pm
new york city snow

This is they week the snow officially stopped being cute. Photo by David Colon

-$1000/month Williamsburg apartments blew in to our lives like a storm

-Dumb Starbucks promised a visit 

-We finally learned where all the good coffee shops are

-We also learned how to make truffles

-A 100% free Valentine’s Day was had

-The best places to dump someone were identified

-Some jerk started giving away subway secrets

-The greatest piece of technology ever made was made cheaper

-Vouge UK picked up the Vouge slack when it came to hating Brooklyn

-Shosh starred at Sochi

-De La Soul hooked it up

-We got the go-ahead to fuck our friends

01/24/14 5:00pm
subway cat

It’s Subway Cat’s world, we just live in it. via Flickr user iandavid

Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest

-These cats said BuzzFeed’s subway rankings were terribly wrong

-Sasheer Zamata took us on an unofficial Girls tour

-Speaking of Girls, Vogue got too bored to troll Brooklyn

-Green-Wood offered to find some secret family buried behind their walls

-Jay-Z got sued

-A weed-centered supper club allegedly opened

-Some kind soul started curating Craigslist for us

-Dudes continued to insist on paying for dates

-Fashion Week moving one show to Brooklyn was denounced by fashion crazies

-But no one denounced Ample Hills moving to Gowanus

-The Idiotarod opened for business again, before having to change its name

-DINOSAUR PARTY