Occupy the calendar: The top 10 ways to extend summer
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Occupy the calendar: The top 10 ways to extend summer

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Labor Day marks the unofficial end of summer, the thought of which already has us crying into our pumpkin ales. We’ve made […]

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Today in unfortunate ad placements
Pointless amusement

Today in unfortunate ad placements

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That is explains it: Cold Stone is made of toe-fungus. 100 percent butter-fat toe fungus. This is not the best ad combo […]

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6 things we’re glad didn’t happen in Brooklyn
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6 things we’re glad didn’t happen in Brooklyn

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Brooklyn sure takes a lot of flack here for being the epicenter of the overly hip happening (concerts at the center of […]

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Leaked! The new Williamsburg J. Crew employee handbook
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Leaked! The new Williamsburg J. Crew employee handbook

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News emerged this week that upscale retailer J. Crew is among the tenants likely for a new building on Bedford Avenue in […]

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Dear unsatisfied Park Slope moms: Considering an affair? Try a Brokelyn boy today!
love & romance

Dear unsatisfied Park Slope moms: Considering an affair? Try a Brokelyn boy today!

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Greetings unsatisfied Hookers, Sluts and Drug Addicts of Brownstone Brooklyn! Thanks to Amy Sohn’s post in The Awl yesterday, we know you’ve […]

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88 reasons why summer belongs to brokesters
Guides

88 reasons why summer belongs to brokesters

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73. A bedroom fan doubles as white noise machine. Or muffler for all the summer sex you’re making.

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Meet Old Economy Steven: our favorite new meme
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Meet Old Economy Steven: our favorite new meme

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Old Economy Steven, that guy who doesn’t understand why you just don’t go out and get a damn job already, and keeps […]

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What New York Magazine readers talk about when they talk about twee
Food & Drink

What New York Magazine readers talk about when they talk about twee

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We had our own brief discussion about whether or not Brooklyn is becoming too twee, but we weren’t the only ones. Over […]

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What type of vagabond describes you?
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What type of vagabond describes you?

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For no other reason than it’s Friday and there’s not much else going on and this list tickles my pickle, please enjoy […]

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GO GIANTS! “If you back another team, something’s wrong with you.”
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GO GIANTS! “If you back another team, something’s wrong with you.”

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Excuse our break from regular Brokelyn content as we say: Congrats on the New York Giants for crushing those Boston bros last […]

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