06/30/16 5:12pm
The Parenthetical Girls play at Glasslands, which operated in Williamsburg from 2006-2014. Via Flickr user Mehan.

The Parenthetical Girls play at Glasslands, which operated in Williamsburg from 2006-2014. Via Flickr user Mehan.

2014 was a Red Wedding of a year for Brooklyn’s beloved DIY music venues. Death by Audio closed in November, 285 Kent shuttered in January and Glasslands threw its last party on New Year’s Eve. Those were more or less the Big Three of the DIY venue world at the time, and they were all felled by one common axe: Vice (plenty more spots closed for other reasons too, fwiw). Many other venues have popped up since then to fill the void, but the year marked a turning point for the DIY scene, which is classified by questionably legal venues, cheap concerts and a less profit-minded ethos. Even before Glasslands closed, the folks from PopGun, which ran the space, were looking ahead at plans for a new, bigger and more permanent home.

This week, PopGun officially announced their new project, and it’s going to be much larger, more ambitious and more polished than the lovably makeshift Glasslands: in the fall they’ll open Elsewhere, a 24,000-square foot, $3 million venue and art space built out of an old furniture assembly warehouse in Bushwick. It’ll contain an open rooftop, art gallery, loft bar and multiple performance spaces, with the goal of attracting both local up-and-coming artists and national acts. We talked with PopGun cofounders Jake Rosenthal, 29, and Rami Haykal, 28, about why they went big with their new project, whether they still hold a grudge against Vice and why DIY venues may be forced to grow up.

“It has become much harder to throw up some drywall, subdivide some space and start doing shows in a way that’s going to last more than a few months,” said Rosenthal, who lives in Bushwick. “There are spaces that are still doing it, but it’s been a pretty rough few years for those spaces. That is one of the things that we started seeing in the last few years: a lot of people are starting to realize they’re going to have to take a different approach.” (more…)

06/30/16 10:14am
Allegiant: finally an affordable way to get to Cincinnati. Via Facebook.

Allegiant: finally an affordable way to get to Cincinnati. Via Facebook.

Budget flights from New York City have long been the freakish white whale/golden unicorn hybrid of travel that we never thought we’d see. While those Europeans get to hop from country on airlines like Ryanair (essentially the Megabus of airplanes), we’re stuck thinking a $400 roundtrip to Chicago is a steal.

Now, finally, we might be getting ridiculously cheap airfare: The NY Post reports two new airlines will start running out of Newark offering flights to a few cities in the country for as low as $39, one-way trips to Iceland for $99 and flights to Paris, London, Berlin and Frankfurt for $149. Which is good because we should all probably travel to London right now; things seem perfectly fine there and not chaotic at all. (more…)

06/27/16 11:14am
Is your poultry even chill bro? Photo by Madelyn Owens.

Is your poultry even chill bro? Photo by Madelyn Owens.

Soon you’ll tell people that you used to hang out on Bedford Avenue and they’ll look at you as if you said you used to regularly get trashed up and down the stretch of Broadway in Soho. We’ve seen a lot of change on the once-iconic Williamsburg street, from the mundane (a Dunkin Donuts opening) to the gross (an Equinox replacing Spike Hill) to the environmentally minded. So change is inevitable blah blah but one of the key pieces of Bedford Avenue’s chainification is finally ready: The Whole Foods on Bedford and North 4th will open in a month. Commence the jokes about spending your “whole (parents’) paycheck!”  (more…)

06/24/16 6:00pm
No case is too big, no fee is too big.

Who you gonna call when they don’t text back?

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Ticketmaster offered you some (pretty terrible) free tickets.

We showed you how to stay outside every single moment this summer.

A new web series introduced us to the Ghostedbusters.

We gave you a discount to the best new outdoor dance party of the summer.

Trump’s campaign revealed it’s so broke, he couldn’t even buy a Brooklyn brownstone.

This quiz helped you determine how many roommates you can tolerate.

“Star Wars editor” became a real job you can apply for.

We gave you some free summer workouts you can still do in time for beach season.

We took you inside Prose Bowl, the American Idol of reading series.

We told you how to do free yoga nearly every day of the week this summer.

06/21/16 10:39am
Trump's campaign is under water. Via Trump's Facebook.

Trump’s campaign is under water. Via Trump’s Facebook.

Mr. Trump began June with just $1.3 million in cash on hand, a figure more typical for a campaign for the House of Representatives than the White House. He trailed Hillary Clinton, who raised more than $28 million in May, by more than $41 million, according to reports filed late Monday night with the Federal Election Commission.

New York Times, June 20, 2016

15 things Trump’s campaign couldn’t afford:

-A house with a two-car garage in Ditmas Park ($2.2 million)

Two city run animal shelters ($10 million)

-A three-bedroom condo in the Edge in Williamsburg ($2.6 million)

-The 1,100 packed containers of retail-ready liquid THC, liquid PCP, liquid HGH, psychedelic mushrooms seized by cops in Brooklyn in March ($2.5 million street value) (more…)

06/20/16 9:10am
You probably have a bunch of free Ticketmaster tickets waiting for you

Via Flickr user ginnerobot.

Ticketmaster has always felt like the worst and you’ve probably had this hunch that something shady was going on with them since high school, when you tried to buy Metallica and Ruff Ryders tickets only to be faced with ridiculous extra fees. Well it turns out you were right all along: Ticketmaster always was the worst, charging you exorbitant fees since 1999. That’s according to a class action lawsuit, Schlesinger v. Ticketmaster, which determined the corporate middleman jacked-up fees for things like “order-processing” and shipping costs to the detriment of you, the consumer.

The settlement Ticketmaster agreed to basically means they owes you a ton of money if you bought any tickets through them from 1999 to 2013. But in typical Ticketmaster fashion, instead of just giving you the money, you have to order more tickets to claim it. The good news is you probably have free tickets waiting for you right now. (more…)

06/16/16 3:17pm
Farewell, Brooklyn's best punchline: The artisanal mayo store got priced out (but maybe not for good)

Empire Mayo’s Vanderbilt Avenue home now has a for-rent sign outside. Photo by Tim Donnelly/Brokelyn.

Nothing has ever landed on our doorstep in quite such a neatly wrapped bundle of punchlines as the Brooklyn artisanal mayonnaise store, which opened in Prospect Heights in 2012. It became shorthand for just how far Brooklyn’s food preciousness had gone, rescuing even lowly mayonnaise from the depths of low-class condiment prison into Empire Mayo’s small shop on already excessively cute Vanderbilt Avenue. SNL joked about it, Good ran a story titled “Why mayonnaise matters in the gentrification debate,” the Wall Street Journal wrote simply “Yes, artisanal mayo.”

You might need a new small business strawman to pick on soon: Empire Mayo is closing its store at the end of July, though the brand will probably live on online or in another store TBD. (more…)

06/15/16 3:35pm
Via Father Knows Best.

Via Father Knows Best.

Make Bushwick Great Again hats are now a thing [Bedford + Bowery]

Report: Everyone should move to Philly already [Gothamist]

Secret Project Robot is moving to a cheaper spot [Bushwick Daily]

It’s anarchists vs. bikers vs. the city in an East Williamsburg loft [DNAinfo]

Budgeting pitfalls first-time renters should watch out for [Apartment Therapy]

Will ferries be the new subway? [NYT]

06/10/16 4:53pm
Screamer's is bringing the vegan pizza wars to Greenpoint.

Screamer’s is bringing the vegan pizza wars to Greenpoint.

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We took you inside the secret Grlcvlt taking on Brock Turner, and the whole patriarchy.

NYC got its first 100 percent vegan slice pizza joint.

This music video brought awareness to an important topic: Being aware.

The Red Hook Flicks schedule got added to our ultimate summer movie roundup.

We picked 15 bands you shouldn’t miss at Northside this year.

We rounded up 5 nonprofits that help incubate emerging artists.

“President Obama” answered our questions on Facebook Live.

You got a chance to clear your outstanding warrants without going to jail.

A new bar in the East Village offered free drinks for your cool tattoos.

Lin-Manuel Miranda made a stand against the scalper bots.

06/10/16 11:36am
Turkey's Nest is keeping the styrofoam, but now there's an 'eco-friendly' paper cup option

The soda cups join, but don’t replace, the iconic styrofoam at Turkey’s Nest. Photo by Tim Donnelly/Brokelyn.

We stopped in Turkey’s Nest last night for a traditional pre-Northside beverage or three and were surprised to see the dive’s iconic giant styrofoam cups were nowhere to be found. In their place were large, movie-theater style Coca-Cola cups which you could still get filled with beer or margarita (and still are served with a lid on top). It seemed like the end of an era: had Turkey’s Nest decided to ditch its styrofoam cups after all, even though the city’s styrofoam ban got overturned in September?

Nope — the styrofoam cups live on, manager Steve Ehresman told us this morning, but now customers have an option: the classic styrofoam or what he calls the “eco-friendly” Coca-Cola cups.

“We give people the choice,” Ehresman said “We haven’t changed, everything is status quo.”

So now if drinking a delicious and cheap giant margarita in styrofoam made your inner Captain Planet weep blue tears, now you can slake your thirst with a (slightly) less wasteful paper cup. (more…)