Habana is the place to ha be at. Sorry. via Facebook
Procrastinated on buying notebooks for the upcoming school year? (Hint: a stack of post-its works pretty well in a lecture). Need some stilt walkers, rowdy children, and arts and crafts to get you psyched about starting a new semester? Good news, students! Habana Outpost (757 Fulton St., Fort Greene) is hosting its annual back to school bash on Monday, September 1, from 11am-3pm. (more…)
Ever catch your friends complaining about how the subways have no character anymore? First of all, remind them that riders are now just as terrified of picking up bedbugs as they were of being mugged back in the day, which has to count for something. Second, direct them to BAM’s “Retro Metro” film series starting in late September, which will trace the history of the subway system in film, from the 30s to the 90s. Opening the series? The Warriors! (more…)
The first, obvious suspect. Photoshop via Mamasgoodboy.com
What’s the biggest problem you have with your neighbors? Do they play their music too loud? Always holding “dance in clogs” parties above you? Well, be happy that’s the worst thing you’ve got going on, because according to a tip given to Brownstoner, some joker is sending garbage bags full of piss down the garbage chute of a Fort Greene building. We have our own suspect, but right now police and building management are baffled. (more…)
Just look at where you’re violin adventures could take you if you get good at this! via Facebook
Have you ever thought about learning how to play an instrument? Of course you have, but you’ve made plenty of excuses not to, also. It’s time to put a stop to that though. You may not become the next Jimi Hendrix, or that famous guy who is super good at violin, but since when has that ever mattered? Now is the time to learn, and lucky for you, there are affordable lessons geared to your level of experience (beginner) right here in Brooklyn. The best part? You get free beer or wine while you learn, because Boozy Music Lessons from Bantam Studios is back this year! (more…)
Finally, Clueless will get the appreciation it deserves.
Charity marathons are a good idea in theory, but in practice? All that running, all that training, and it’s all on top of the time you spent hectoring people for money for whatever charity you’re trying to help. Better to spend time hectoring people for money and then sitting down to watch movies for 24 hours straight, which is a thing you can do now thanks to BAM’s 24-hour movie marathon in September. The only training you’ll need to do for this is watching Netflix late at night and making sure you stay awake. (more…)
See these guys for the price of one ticket, and get two of those tickets for the price of one. Sorry, a lot of math.
Last weekend was great, wasn’t it? Can’t wait for the next one? Me neither. If you’re like me and want to fill your schedule with activities ASAP, jump on this rad offer from WNYC’s Soundcheck. From now until midnight tonight, WNYC Soundcheck has buy-one-get-one tickets (which are just $20 anyway) for their live taping this Saturday, June 7, as a part of RadioLoveFest. Why should you care, aside from the fact that it’s a good deal? It means you can see Wyatt Cenac and Hamilton Leithauser of the Walkmen for just ten bucks! (more…)
Pictured: A man who is not happy we’re talking about this story.
We know, we know, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don’t talk about Fight Club. The thing to keep in mind though, is the last rule of Fight Club, which is “If it’s your first time at Fight Club, you fight.” So while teens using social media to talk about and organize a Fight Club behind Atlantic Center are most definitely violating the first rule of Fight Club, they’re doing a hell of a job with the second one, according to DNA Info and witnesses to the Atlantic Center Fight Club. Well, they were doing a hell of a job until someone fired a gun, which probably violates an unwritten rule of Fight Club. (more…)
Hot Bird: A baby-free zone since 2014. via Flickr user Betty Tsang
Parents have it tough around here. Between having to do things like finding a school for their terrible children, and making their terrible children do their Common Core homework and generally make sure their children stay alive, it’s enough to drive you to drink. Of course, if you have children, you can’t just leave them at home when you need a beer. You can’t bring them to Hot Bird either though, as the bar has recently instituted a “no kids” policy. (more…)