05/22/15 9:11am
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Miss this and you’re gonna be just another sucker MC

1. Say an appropriately loud last goodbye to the Brooklyn Night Bazaar in Greenpoint with Perfect Pussy and friends. (Saturday, FREE)

2. Browse great wares while listening to live tunes and stories at South Slope’s newest flea market at Mary’s Bar. (Saturday & Sunday, FREE)

3. Try on some gently used gentlemanly attire at the Lesbian Herstory Archives Boots & Bowties clothing swap. (Saturday, $20 or less with donations) (more…)

05/18/15 8:16am
Let's rock. via Wikipedia

Let’s rock. via Wikipedia

1. Attend an electric-ifying literary mashup when Franklin Park Reading Series teams up with Electric Lit. (Monday)

2. Limber up those wrists to silently shred at the US Air Guitar Championship Qualifier. (Monday)

3. Sip free booze while perusing out-of-print vinyl in a famous backyard at the Daptone Records Super Soul Stoop Sale. (Monday) (more…)

05/15/15 1:57pm
brooklyn half marathon

Not running in this doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it. Hell, you might have moe fun just watching. via Luna Park’s Flickr

Tomorrow at 7am, around 40,000 people will congregate in their runner’s best at the Brooklyn Museum to start this year’s NYRR Brooklyn Half Marathon. Wave 1 – or the first 20,000 people registered, will take off right at 7:00, with wave 2 shortly behind with a 7:45 start time. Let the runner’s high commence!

Don’t get down with running 3 miles consecutively, let alone 13.109? There is still plenty for you (and me) to do before, during and after this year’s race, including a pre-party, a post-race party with a Jimmy Buffet cover band and plenty of places to cheer on your friends or total strangers. (more…)

05/14/15 4:29pm
rooftop films

Up you go. via Facebook

Love outdoor movies but hate being tethered to the filthy ground? It’s a good thing then that Rooftop Films is around with an entire season of outdoor movies going on around New York City’s filthy roofs (and sometimes still the ground, sorry). The schedule for this summer’s films are here, and as always, they’ve got a cool-looking lineup of short films, animation, features and NYC-centric documentaries (because who needs to learn anything about other places). Unless otherwise noted, all the movies are $15, and you can get tickets here. Or you can just go to the free ones exclusively, it’s your life. (more…)

05/14/15 11:38am
So it's like your morning commute, but it smells better and you won't get kicked in the face. Via flickr user Dan Nguyen

Like your morning commute, but smells better and you won’t get kicked in the face. Via flickr user Dan Nguyen

It’s the worst catchphrase in Brooklyn. “It’s showtime!” You’ve practically choreographed a signature eye-roll for every time it happens. And with good reason: because here you are, just trying to get from A to B on a quiet train ride, and all of a sudden someone is blasting music and nearly kicking you in the face on a speeding suwbay train. But this weekend, you can watch a bonafide subway performance from a safe distance! DNA info reports that the Brooklyn Museum’s latest exhibit will feature live showtime dancers on Sunday, in an exhibit called “Public Disruption/Private Powers.” (more…)

05/14/15 8:46am
Tip the scales in your favor this weekend

Tip the scales in your favor this weekend via Flickr user Edward Dalmulder

1. Drink and dance and sweat like you’re in the tropics without getting a horrific sunburn at Friends and Lovers’ tropical dance party. (Friday)

2. Mad Max: Fury Road is out now, but you can see where it all started at Videology’s screening of the original Mad Max. And even better than a movie theatre, your ticket comes with popcorn and beer. (Friday)

3. Get dressed up real fancy-like for a cause at Vodou Bar’s AIDS Awareness Cocktail Gala. (Friday) (more…)

05/13/15 4:01pm
brooklyn kolache company

How many can you eat? via Facebook

Have you ever watched the human food vacuums of the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest and got the urge to jump into the world of competitive eating? You’ve got a chance this weekend, because Bed-Stuy pastry purveyor Brooklyn Kolache Co. (520 Dekalb Avenue, Bed-Stuy) is inviting one and all to visit them for the first-ever kolache eating contest. No need to get qualified by Major League Eating, all you have to do is pay the $10 entry fee and show up Saturday with a burning desire to eat more kolaches than anyone else who shows up. (more…)

05/13/15 2:42pm
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The Chris Gethard Show via Flickr user Emily Rides

Comedian Chris Gethard, the creator and host of The Chris Gethard Show is taking “the most bizarre and often saddest talk show in New York City,” from public access television to a major network. Gethard, who’s a regular at comedy events around Brooklyn and wrestled Joe Perra at a recent Jo Firestone show, has been trying to get his show on network TV for a while, getting rejected by Comedy Central and a bunch of other TV networks. Saving him from future anxiety and mental breakdowns, Fusion came along and picked up the series, which will premiere on Fusion TV on May 28. In celebration of Gethard getting them checks, Fusion, along with Brooklyn Vegan is celebrating the show’s premiere with a free screening and concert at Rough Trade in Williamsburg on the day of the premiere. (more…)

No laughing, no blinking. via Flickr user Perry McKenna

No laughing, no blinking. via Flickr user Perry McKenna

Despite whatever dreams of sports stardom you may have harbored as a child, you’ve grown up and come to the conclusion that you’re never gonna be a starting NBA point guard (not even on the Knicks). Partially because you decided to spend your time staring at screens, never blinking in an attempt to drink in everything the blessed LCD had to show you. Well now you can put those staring skills to work and make some money, because The Diamond is hosting a staring contest Thursday night that comes with a cash prize for the winner. (more…)

05/11/15 4:18pm
friends of single people

Dudes, be there. via Meatball Presents

It’s spring/summer, when a young man/woman/gender fluid human’s fancy turns to thoughts of sweaty disgusting summer sex in non-air conditioned apartments. Pretend like you aren’t thinking that all you want, but we know you are and that’s okay. You might be denying it because you don’t currently have someone to do it with in a hot room, so lucky for you that Friends of Single People, the dating game where all of the eligible single people are represented by their friends answering questions like they think their single friends would, is happening tomorrow, Tuesday May 12 at 7pm at Littlefield. And because this is just the time we live in, they’re desperate for dudes to show up, so admission for guys is two-for-one. There’s a prize for other single people though: FREE VIBRATORS. (more…)