Be the one who makes this delicious food at Bar Chuko. via Facebook
It’s almost time for you to sit down at the Thanksgiving table, and your family might want you to bring more than a delicious non-pie dessert from one of Brooklyn’s finest institutions. They’re also going to want to know if you’ve got a good job yet. Fortinately, we’ve got plenty of great jobs for you today, though if we’re being totally honest, the places we’ve got listed probably won’t be doing their hiring by Thanksgiving. Whatever, tell them you’re in the running, fudge the truth a little. (more…)
If you get up there, try to do more than just scream “OH MY GOD I’M ON THE FUCKIN’ MOON.” via NASA
Space, it’s all around us, taunting us out there, almost impossible to reach. Oh sure we’ve been there a few times, but when NASA sends people up there, it was usually derring-do pilots with years of military experience. Well that changes today, because in a move that’s almost ripped straight from The Simpsons, NASA has put up an ad looking for astronauts. Fucking astronauts. That are going to space! And the best part is, all you need to qualify is a bachelor’s degree. You could go to space! (more…)
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might just be the prime candidate for a Private Events Manager position opening up at Threes Brewing in Gowanus! That’s right, readers: you can turn your party-savvy and your fondness for beer into a whole career.
Can you make this go viral? You’re hired! via Facebook
Despite the fact that fall has allegedly started and the leaves are dying on the trees, you don’t have to look on your employment prospects with a similar kind of despair. Take heart, there’s all kinds of hiring going on in this crazy city, so please don’t sell your blood for exploitative debit cards or take any other rash actions. Just apply for one of the jobs we found you instead. (more…)
You could wind up like the guys from Silicon Valley, except for real life
Maybe you love Vine or Yik Yak or Snapchat. Maybe though, you’re not just satisfied using these apps, you want to make the next generation of apps that leave adults scratching their heads and nightly newscasts warning parents that their teens are using these dangerous new phone apps for sexing. If it’s the latter, you’re in luck because you’ve got a chance for a totally free ride to learn the ins and outs and what have yous of every piece of mobile web design there is to know. Cashing Mark Andreesen’s checks here you come! (more…)
Expert panels abound at Indie Media Camp. If selected, we’ll send you to camp for free!
It’s a tough professional cycle out there — in order to get experience you need a job, and vice versa. That’s why we’re proud to introduce our first-ever Indie Media Scholarship, which will send two upstarts to Brooklyn Based’s coveted Indie Media Camp on Wednesday, Nov. 4. (more…)
Welcome back to another episode of “Let’s Get You a New Job!” After scouring the internet, breaking the fourth wall, calling a few places and doing the classic “ask around” we’ve compiled a list of jobs we think could be suitable for you. Have at it, people, and happy freaking humpday. (more…)
“Look at all of these Tweets” – you, as the new digital media assistant at Seleni Insitute. via website
It’s the first week of October and so far, the month is going pretty damn well. The long weekend is swiftly approaching us, and the weather this past weekend was fairly decent (no thanks to Joaquin). In doing our part to help you live your best life this October, we are once again giving you some fresh job ideas. Feeling lackluster about your current income situation? Dig those resumes out from your desktop, and start applying! (more…)
Hey kid, wanna be in the picture business? Yeah, we bet you do. Of course we also bet you’d like to learn from a master of cinema without racking up an absurd amount of student loan debt, and how could you ever do that? Oh hey, look at that, David Lynch has a masters in film/mastering of your consciousness program at the Maharshi University of Management and he’s giving out a full scholarship for it. Learning has never been potentially cheaper or full of existential nightmares! (more…)
Could you do this for a living? Emphasis on living. by Sam Corbin
Making your friends laugh at a party is one thing; but can you really rely on your sense of humor to pay the bills? Comedy is a risky enterprise, and ‘making it’ in comedy is even riskier. That said, if your heart is set on a gig in the biz, then we’ve got good news: you’re not going to starve yourself doing it.
Splitsider’s Priyanka Mattoo crunched some numbers gig-by-gig, and then we did some math of our own to estimate yearly salaries. And you know, it actually looks OK. You might have to pinch a few pennies, but you can probably make a career out of comedy (and still pay your rent). (more…)