08/28/14 10:39am
weedhire

Janitors. Weed places probably need janitors.

America is wacky for weed now that it’s being legalized in bits and pieces across the country, and you’re probably thinking it’s about time you put your lifetime of experience in the subject matter to use in a job that would appreciate it. Well lucky for you, a new job board, WeedHire, is now out there that allows you to look for jobs and post resumes for employers in the legal pot industry. These are the days of miracle and wonder. (more…)

08/27/14 2:09pm
franny's

Can you help manage the people who manage this oven? Then apply today! via Facebook

Alright, you’re doing pretty well. You live in New York City, presumably in a very urban-chic (small) apartment, you’ve found your soulmate or are at least stalking him on Twitter, so there’s one thing is missing: The kickass New York job where you work hard and play harder. To help you complete this final requirement in what 99% of people agree is “winning,” here are a bevy of jobs for you to choose from. Also, I think you might need a pet as well, to really push you over the top. (more…)

08/22/14 9:57am
brooklyn arts council

You might have an ideas, but you also might not be able to afford the frame. via Facebook

If you’ve maxed out your last credit card buying your latest stash of materials for your sculpture studio, it may be time to start thinking about applying for a grant. You could hit up the Brooklyn Arts Council, who awards up to $5000 to Brooklyn-based professional and pre-professional artists, artist collectives and non-profit organizations who are making art in all forms. First though, you’ll have to check out one of their seminars.

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08/19/14 10:15am
dogecoin

Did you major in Dogeconomics? Have we got a job for you. via the Daily Dot

How much do you know about the viral internet? If you answered “I have watched the video where the guy fucks the snake,” then we’re very sorry for you, but we also have a job for you. Internet newshole The Daily Dot needs a morning editor to run their virtual newsroom and win the day when it comes to spotting the viral stuff that people will be talking about. Like the snake fucking video. (more…)

08/13/14 1:13pm
espn job

Meet your new coworkers! Maybe.

You know what? You’ve been working at that old, dead-end job for too long! What’s that? You just started it? Well even so, it’s been long enough! You deserve a job that makes you skip to work in the morning, that makes you whistle on the train (until somebody hits you for not shutting up), that makes you feel good! And while there are several recreational drugs that can also do that, this way you also get paid for your time and don’t have to talk to anyone named “Spider.” So get out there and get hired! (more…)

08/12/14 11:44am
brooklyn industries

That could be you, telling people, “Hey, put that back.” via Facebook

So you saw all the BuzzFeed jobs, but shrugged, because media isn’t really your thing, fashion is. Usually we’d tell you not not to be picky, but what do you know, it’s paying off for once because Brooklyn Industries is having a job fair for management on Thursday at their Union Square store. Make sure you’re good as bossing people around, but doing it in a Brooklyn way, which we guess means shrugging while you tell someone to do something. (more…)

08/11/14 10:07am
buzzfeed

Not to worry, they’re an equal opportunity employer

So, BuzzFeed is being valued by some investment mavens at something close to a billion dollars. Regardless of how that might make you feel, there’s one way in which the mysterious world of valuations and dudes with monocles throwing money at Jurassic Park-based explainer websites can benefit you, the common schlub: BuzzFeed has so many job openings right now. Presumably, you have so many rent monies to deliver to your landlord, so hey, win-win. (more…)

08/08/14 11:34am
children's book council

Your job could be telling people: This is a good thing. via Facebook

Looking for an exciting and positive way to make some extra cash while helping promote the idea to kids that reading cool? The Children’s Book Council and Every Child a Reader foundation is looking for someone to commit at least 15 hours per week to act as a communications assistant to help them communicate their message that books are good. (more…)

08/06/14 11:14am
clara bizna$$

Clara, comin’ at ya. via Facebook

Claire Beaudreault didn’t come to New York with the stated goal of becoming hip-hop’s number one authority on periods or Tumblr bitches, and yet that’s exactly what happened when Hand Job Academy’s lyrical ode to that time of the month, “Shark Week,” took the damn internet by storm. Hand Job Academy, the group Beaudreault raps in as Clara Bizna$$, has more to rap about then periods though, which we’ll all get to find out about when their debut full-length #IKEAMONKEY comes out August 26.

Beaudreault took a circuitious route to becoming Clara Bizzna$$ though, filling her resume with things like being a character at Disney World, a brief stint as a failed dominatrix, working at two haunted restaurants and even putting in time as a background hooker in Law and Order: SVU. – DC (more…)

08/04/14 1:27pm
emily books

Can you make Emily Gould feel this comfortable? Then apply today! Photo by Lisa Corson, via Facebook

Hey, you there, nerd, you like books, right? Of course you do. Perhaps you like books so much you’d like to work around, with a person who’s piping hot in the book world. If so, apply today for this Emily Books internship, where not only will you get do your work reading and writing about books wherever you want, you’ll also be paid $10/hour. Sounds nice. (more…)