Happy brokesmas from Team Brokelyn! Pic by Yuka Miyata.
Thursday night’s third annual No Office Holiday Party filled our metaphorical stockings with so much damn jeer we had to take them to the dry cleaners to scrape off the residue (come to think of it, that may not have been jeer). We had the awesome ladies of the Hand Job Academy tear up the stage, comedian Mike Lawrence delight us all with his acerbic wit, live-band karaoke from Bunnie England & The New Originals, a great Home Alone holiday song from Rebecca Vigil and The Vigilante and much more! We just posted the party photos: a few of our favorites are below, but check out the whole sets (of hundreds) from the photo booth and the party. (more…)
Too broke for presents? The #NoOffice raffle is here to help. 2012 party photo by Sarah Bibi Gainer.
Let’s say you listened to sound, compassionate advice and didn’t get up at 6am on Black Friday to trample your fellow humans in pursuit of a flat-screen television. Good for you! But now you’re sitting there looking at your long Christmas list and your shortage of cash and wondering: how ever am I going to get gifts for all these fine people who I don’t wish any specific harm to? Well you’re in luck, because the third annual No Office Holiday Party, co-hosted by us, the skint and Greenpointers, comes complete with a holiday gift items raffle provided from some of our favorite local vendors! Check the list of items below — which ranges from food to tattoos to sexy cab drivers. And don’t forget to get tix in advance for the party tonight, which also features special guest comedian Mike Lawrence! (more…)
Clara Bizna$$, Meg Skaff and Ash Wednesday of the Hand Job Academy. Bonus points for that Beasties shirt.
While Hand Job Academy sounds like the place you want to send that girl who gave you an awkward and painful knuckle twist in the back of your Celica junior year, it’s actually the name of a group of very funny ladies. HJA gained some notoriety this year for penning a long-overdue (and very funny. And lewd) rap anthem about periods called “Shark Week.” Check out this feature on the group from The Cut, reported live from their recent performance at Hank’s Saloon. They’ve even got a special holiday song you can check out below too. Better yet, see the trio of ladies as they perform live at the No Office Holiday party on 12/12! (more…)
Mrs. Claus shares secrets at last year’s No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Sarah Gainer.
Be you naughty or nice, employed or un, freelance or free-spirited, we can all agree that holiday parties should not be the sole provenance of desk-chained office workers. So polish off your karaoke caroling voice, lube up your mistletoe lips and hang your jeggings by the chimney with care, because the No Office Holiday Party is back for a third year on Dec. 12! Brokelyn is partnering with blogging buddies the skint and Greenpointers this year to bring our seasonal party back for an evening of holiday cheer, live-band karaoke, comedy and dancing that’s guaranteed to be so fun, you’d be embarrassed to go to work the next day if this was your real office. Details below! (more…)
You guys. We’re having a party on at Last Exit on Sunday because fuck the VMAs and their street closures and conceit of celebrating an art form that MTV only partakes in late at night when there are no more Teen Mom re-runs to air. We’ve shared the awesome drink menu with you, we’ve let you know there will be a Duran Duran board game and Floam. We’re trying to get Colin Quinn there by pure force of will. If you’re not excited about this party, we bet this will push you over the top: a bunch of librarians who re-shot the “Sabotage” video, but it’s about stealing books instead of doing whatever nebulous crime was happening in the original. Because we’ll be damned if MTV is going to pay tribute to Adam Yauch better than we do. (more…)
While One Direction draws legions of tweens who’ve never been to Brooklyn before to mob Barclays Center for the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, the rest of us actual music fans will be 1.7 miles down the street, having actual fun listening to actual music at Brokelyn’s I Wanted My MTV party. You already know we’re going to be showing classic music vids, playing games like Remote Control and the Duran Duran game, singing karaoke and much more. But what about the drinks, you say? The talented staff of Last Exit has whipped up some a special MTV-themed cocktail menu, just for the occasion! (more…)
Nearly every director that was interviewed for the forthcoming book Welcome to the House of Fun: Directors Recall Creating the Golden Age of Music Video says that he/she never had enough time or money to shoot their videos. Many of those turned out to be pretty disposable, but some directors turned budget challenges into creative juice and created great videos. To coincide with our anti-VMA party at Last Exit on Sunday, we partnered with Brokelyn to identify some vintage videos with tighter budgets than David Lee Roth’s spandex pants, to prove that you don’t need a $30,000 Kickstarter to make it happen. (more…)
The MTV Video Music Awards are in Brooklyn for the first time this weekend, and this makes us laugh, mainly while thinking of the Kim Kardashians and their faux-celebrity teevee ilk will walking down a street largely known these days as a very public restroom. MTV hasn’t been cool in ages, and the network holding its seminal event in the capital of cool surely will include some cloying attempt at honoring BK’s music history (leave Adam Yauch alone!).
You could take out some of your aggression by launching water balloons full of mayonnaise off your roof with dreams of soaking Chris Brown; OR you could come party with us as we celebrate the golden age of MTV, with ACTUAL VIDEOS! We’re hosting a big, FREE party called I Wanted My MTV down the road at Last Exit on Sunday, featuring lots of relics of MTV’s glory days. Details below: (more…)
Happy holidays from Team Ho-Ho-Hokelyn at the No Office Holiday Party.
If you didn’t wake up this morning praying that the Mayan apocalypse would save you from a jingling bell of a hangover, then you must not have been at last night’s No Office Holiday Party with us at Littlefield. But for those of you that were there, we have a special thank you present: the gorgeous, festive photos from the Bibi Booth are here! Sloppy wet reindeer kisses to all who jammed with us last night; the party is meant to give all of us –whether you’re freelance, an unemployed or *gasp* an office worker — a chance to kick back together before the holidays. A full list of thank yous follows, the first of which is our co-hosts the skint, Brooklyn Based and Fucked in Park Slope, who are all attractive party people. (more…)