Go see Brokelyn editor Tim Donnelly's new cougar crush.
TONIGHT 3/14
• Rock like a mutha at Mom & Pop Comedy Karaoke
• Be literary at Franklin Park
TUESDAY 3/15
• Learn to grow without dirt
• Be humored by Janeane Garofalo and Kristin Schaal
• Learn to tell an amazing story
• Find out how to price the stuff you make
WEDNESDAY 3/16
• Improve your elimination communication
• Rock you like a hurricane at Heavy Metal Karaoke
THURSDAY 3/17
• Party with like Israelite in Midwood
• Meet the wildflowers in your neighborhood
• Get tiny vintage shoes for your tiny feet
FRIDAY 3/18
• Bike from Park Slope to the Manhattan Bridge
• Make like a San Franciscan and do the Lit Crawl
• Meet another dude at gay speed dating
SATURDAY 3/19
• Find a summer ride at the Brooklyn Bike Jumble
• Get serious real estate envy at the Flatbush Artists Studio Tour
• Finally, Googa your Mooga
SUNDAY 3/20
• Bushwack in Mill Basin
• Go to Brooklyn’s “largest waterfront celebration”
• Order vegan meal delivery for $12
And more, so many more, too many to list, on our Brooklyn events calendar.
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Really though, Janeane could totally get it.
Am I reading this right? By “it” do you mean, like, your own personal junk? That Janeane Garofalo could get some a yours?
Oh Faye. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=can%20get%20it
OK, just clarifying. So Janeane Garofalo, internationally famous comic, if you’re reading this, our editor says you’re hot enough to have some.
Of his.