Did you pay attention in sex ed?

As you well know, trivia nights are among Brooklyn’s favorite free events. They represent the ascendency of the meritocracy, where your big juicy brains conquer free drinks while your muscle-bound competitors are left dribbling a basketball in the corner. So in addition to bragging about knowing Sting’s real name, why not show off by knowing the more … exciting bits, the erotic esoteria if you will? The folks at Babeland are taking over Pacific Standard’s weekly trivia night on July 10 to bring a sexful new twist. Give some brain to the sex educators on hand and you could win sweet Babeland prizes, which we only assume will involve some salacious swag from the Babeland shop. Because, let’s be honest here: people who have a big buxom brain and win at trivia = hot. People who win at trivia by showing off their bouncing brain and that they know their way around the bedroom? HOTTER (and a way to eliminate a lot of awkwardness).

It’s not until next weekend, so that gives you a week to bone up (tee hee) on your sexual know how. Let us know if anyone needs a study partner.