Paige Goodloe

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DAY 0 8:04 am: I wake up, frantic and hungover. I begin to clean my apartment, which no living human other than me has stepped...

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Memorial Day has come and gone, which means the God of all seasons is upon us: summer. Over the next few weeks you’re going...

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Fuck the friend zone. Before you throw your phone across the room in a feminist rage, let me elaborate. I’m not saying fuck being in...

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Well, you’re at a house party. You’re squished somewhere between a gas stove you keep igniting with your hip and a guy you knew in...