All them biddies calling you demanding alimony really can get expensive, but what did you expect from using those free NYC condoms all the time? We know splurging for a DNA test is a hassle, when it’s just so much easier to pretend like that baby can’t possibly be yours due to how much Mountain Dew you drink while placing your laptop firmly on your crotch for several hours a day. But you can wonder if that’s really your bebe no more! LivingSocial is offering a deal this week for 68 percent off a home DNA “self-discovery kit,” which will cost you just $29. It’s a “great first step to unlocking the information contained in your genetic make-up,” which also allows you to compare your DNA profile to friends, families and population groups around the world, including that rugrat that kinda-sorta-maybe looks like you hanging from your the Baby Bjorn of that girl you met at Matchless a year ago.
Yes, having a bodega cat is not technically “legal,” but it’s not “legal” in the way that drinking wine in the park or bringing your dog into a bar isn’t legal, which is to say it’s an accepted form of New York life that no one minds so long as you don’t make a big […]
If this election is severely stressing you out, the solution isn’t to avoid the ballot box. It’s just to de-stress the way you always do: with beer, or a massage, or in this case, acupuncture. This Sunday, Oct. 30, there’s a donation-based acupuncture clinic “for politically induced anxiety, rage, insomnia, fear and trauma.” It’s being held […]
Ever wonder what it would be like if CBS comedy Two and a Half Men were set in Brooklyn? Dad Day, debuting this week on BRIC TV, will give you an idea as it follows an anxiety-ridden family man named James, his 5-year-old son Henry, and self-assured bachelor Craig as they navigate an ever-changing Brooklyn and the […]