Another ding dang royal marriage means subway delays this week

wedding of aragorn

Sure Sauron didn’t provide trains, but that meant no delays

We thought at after throwing off the yoke of Mayor Théoden and electing Tom Bombadil in his place, all this royalist crap would finally be done. But if this transit reroute notice, seen at the Lafayette Avenue C stop, announcing the wedding of Bombadil’s friend Aragorn, “king of men” is any indication, looks like we’re just back to the days of special interests running roughshod over Middle Earth. #bombadilsshire indeed (Previously in Middle Earth subway posters)