In news that your friend who’s “really into crystals” can probably decipher for you better than we can, Brooklyn is on the lips of UFO spotters after a video surfaced last week claiming to capture UFOs hovering above Vanderbilt Avenue. What were they doing here we wonder? Well, considering that radio waves just travel through space after being broadcast on Earth, we have no problem believing that “Juicy” made its way to the home base of the little grey men/super advanced lizard race, and they decided they wanted to meet the hypnotic entertainer behind it. But once they got here and learned he’s long since shuffled off the mortal coil, they went back to where they came from. Hopefully not to get their friends. Brownstoner has their own theory that they came for the schools, which makes about as much sense, since we all know aliens are total helicopter parents.
Hey guys, I’m your substitute realtor for today, because Sam is unavailable. While I can’t give you Sam’s noted Canadian wit or keen eye for real estate, I can at least find you some places that won’t break your paycheck into pieces and snort it while demanding more more MORE. It’s just for a week, […]
Remember when it was cool to wear all black and be openly depressed and obsessed with death? Being a teen goth wasn’t my thing, but just because you choose to dress in color and be optimistic about life and the world doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate and partake in the creepier thing sin life. Like […]
As you’ve probably heard, next weekend’s Escape Music Festival has left Red Hook and sought refuge on the welcoming shores of Governors Island. While we’re a little bummed we’ll have to go to a whole different island to get there, we believe once a Brooklyn festival, always a Brooklyn festival, which is why we’re sending a very lucky […]