Achieve a tiny victory and 11 other ways to spend the weekend

Tiny Victories rocks the Brooklyn Night Bazaar finale Saturday. Photo by Josh Brasted

Tiny Victories rocks the Brooklyn Night Bazaar finale Saturday. Photo by Josh Brasted

1. Get drunk and print stuff at the Gowanus Print Lab. That’ll end well (Friday)

2. Scream and mosh the end of days away with Fucked Up (Friday)

3. Check out The Moon season 4 finale, because just in case the moon (the satellite, not the comedy show) is involved in the end, it’s good to be on the right side (Friday)

4. Answer the question of whether or not the Mayans celebrated Christmas at the Cobra Club. Well, we know they didn’t, but still, Mad Max on a big screen! (Friday)

5. Quetzalcoatl! Santa Claus! Which holiday icon will reign supreme in the squared circle??? (Friday)

6. Take a tour of the Brooklyn Navy Yard before it all eventually gets turned into condos and Subways (Saturday)

7. Go to the Brooklyn Night Bazaar to remind yourselfIt’s about the Tiny Victories in life. And also sometimes about the Screaming Rebel Angels (Saturday)

8. The carnies from the Little Top Circus are back in town if you want to get swindled again (Saturday)

9. Ska godfathers the Slackers have been going for over 20 years and are celebrating at the Bell House. In related news, you are old (Saturday)

10. Have an actual mature discussion about 2012 and what it all means now that the world hasn’t ended (Sunday)

11. Don’t even pretend like you don’t want to watch Home Alone when you’re hungover (Sunday)

12. Last chance to get some crafty gifts for all you Christmas procrastinators (Sunday)